Remember how I said I was a Junior HIgh student? Well, if you are too, you might want to read this. This will teach you some of the basics of surviving the dreaded classrooms.
Okay so here we go. You want to know how to survive Junior High, huh? The basic steps are:

Always have an escape plan!
When in a classroom, always get the closest seat to the door. So when the bell rings, you're the first out of there, so you don't have to do any of those annoying favors your teachers assign.
Pretty simple so far right. Now we're going to get into the advanced stuff.
Lost your locker combo?
When in doubt, look up! If you forget your locker combo you're one in a million kids who forgets there locker combination in a day. So, wouldn't you want a backup plan? If the answers yes than here's what you do. Write your locker combination on a note card. Then, fold it in half short ways. After that, fold it again long ways. There is often a small space between your locker door and the frame of your locker. Stick your locker combo in there. With the right amount of wedging, and the perfect shifting, your locker combination note card will look just like the paper sticking out of a messy locker.

How to make a teacher happy!
If you ever want to get a good review on a report, always type it. Since it is easy to read, the teacher will often give you a good grade.( WARNING! Don't just slop anything down on your piece of paper and expect a passing grade. IT DOESN"T WORK! Believe me.)

How to not get spit on by the teacher!
If you can, and I know it's hard,(but it is worth it!) be one of the first kids in class. From there on out it is pretty simple. just weave your way through the desks, and get to the back.( REMEMBER: remember our first lesson about having an escape friend? Well, this goes with it too! Remember to get the furthest corner closest to the door.)

Simple, right. Well just keep in mind that you may not be the only kid in your school reading this, and if you want to keep your junior high survival attributes a secret amongst your friends keep it with them, and them only. Just be sure not to let it slip, then you have a real problem. That happened to me and my friends once and the result wasn't pretty!! Yeah I know it's not a lot, but I'm running out of time. Check back in for more Junior High Survival Guide!
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